Thursday, August 9, 2012

Penske Brothers face assault and trespassing charges

Buffy, daddy owns several NASCAR teams and a house at the yacht club, that means I can push people around and piss on their boots! MUHAHAHAHA.


Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Nascar News

Dodge to leave NASCAR after 2012 season, presumably to free up more money for product placement in basic cable television.

The 'A' in AJ Allmendinger must stand for Adderall

NASCAR, weather, and YOU.

This Is My Lucky Hat



This is my lucky hat. I get lucky whenever I wear it. If you think it's dirty, you should meet the women I get lucky with!

Friday, July 27, 2012

Danielle Steele




This lady, with all of her makeup, jewelry, designer clothes and Danielle Steele novel, reminded me of this youtube video:

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Sports Bra?



NASCAR is a sport, so it makes sense that a man would wear a pink sports bra to keep his moobs from flapping around at the track. He should consider matching biker shorts to cover up and perhaps shape his pannus.

Hat tip to the fine folks at r/nascar

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Ginger Plumber!

All kinds of wrong in this picture. That shit has got to hurt.


Hat tip to the fine folks at r/nascar.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

The Ultimate Dale Jr. Fan

I wonder if this guy waits tables at Chotchki's? It appears that he has more than 15 pieces of flair. Oh, and he looks drunk off his ass. And he's screaming. Probably extatic that Junior managed to break his winless streak. Oh, and he's probably drunk. Anyone at the track with him is drinking, they have to be seen with him.


Hat tip to the fine folks at r/nascar