Danielle Steele

This lady, with all of her makeup, jewelry, designer clothes and Danielle Steele novel, reminded me of this youtube video:

Sports Bra?

NASCAR is a sport, so it makes sense that a man would wear a pink sports bra to keep his moobs from flapping around at the track. He should consider matching biker shorts to cover up and perhaps shape his pannus.

Hat tip to the fine folks at r/nascar

Ginger Plumber!

All kinds of wrong in this picture. That shit has got to hurt.

Hat tip to the fine folks at r/nascar.

The Ultimate Dale Jr. Fan

I wonder if this guy waits tables at Chotchki's? It appears that he has more than 15 pieces of flair. Oh, and he looks drunk off his ass. And he's screaming. Probably extatic that Junior managed to break his winless streak. Oh, and he's probably drunk. Anyone at the track with him is drinking, they have to be seen with him.

Hat tip to the fine folks at r/nascar

FLPA?

I think this is the first documented case of FLPA.

FLPA is like FUPA, but "Lower" instead of "Upper".

You wanna get high, man?

You wanna get high, man?

Uh, does Howdy Doody got wooden balls, man?