Nascar News

Dodge to leave NASCAR after 2012 season, presumably to free up more money for product placement in basic cable television.

The 'A' in AJ Allmendinger must stand for Adderall

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This Is My Lucky Hat

This is my lucky hat. I get lucky whenever I wear it. If you think it's dirty, you should meet the women I get lucky with!

Sports Bra?

NASCAR is a sport, so it makes sense that a man would wear a pink sports bra to keep his moobs from flapping around at the track. He should consider matching biker shorts to cover up and perhaps shape his pannus.

Hat tip to the fine folks at r/nascar

Ginger Plumber!

All kinds of wrong in this picture. That shit has got to hurt.

Hat tip to the fine folks at r/nascar.

The Ultimate Dale Jr. Fan

I wonder if this guy waits tables at Chotchki's? It appears that he has more than 15 pieces of flair. Oh, and he looks drunk off his ass. And he's screaming. Probably extatic that Junior managed to break his winless streak. Oh, and he's probably drunk. Anyone at the track with him is drinking, they have to be seen with him.

Hat tip to the fine folks at r/nascar

FLPA?

I think this is the first documented case of FLPA.

FLPA is like FUPA, but "Lower" instead of "Upper".

Is this guy feeling up Danica or is he ready to puke up some Schlitz?

Apparently larger-than-life-side-of-the-truck Danica is just too big to feel and... smell? Maybe it's a pathetic attempt at humor brought on by a few too many tallboys of Schlitz. Maybe he's about ready to puke all that Schlitz up and needed someplace to lean.

Bonus points for carrying both a race radio AND a soft sided cooler.